The Helderberg
STORY 13 — What the Dune Kept
At Hendon Park in Gordon’s Bay, beneath what looks from the path like an ordinary …read more
Gordon’s Bay
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Gordon’s Bay Shark Spotting Causes Immediate Beach Evacuation Except For One Determined Uncle
Panic erupted along Gordon’s Bay Main Beach yesterday after a shark sighting triggered a rapid …read more
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Fabulous – GB Winter Wonderland
GB Winter Wonderland: Gordon’s Bay officially launches its most ambitious tourism campaign since the time …read more
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Gordon’s Bay and Strand to be Connected by Tunnel to Dome – Phase 2
DOME PHASE TWO: GORDON’S BAY AND STRAND TO BE CONNECTED BY TUNNEL AND THE HELDERBERG …read more
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Mystery Billionaire to Dome Gordon’s Bay
MYSTERY BILLIONAIRE TO DOME GORDON’S BAY: LOCALS UNSURE WHETHER TO BE EXCITED OR DEEPLY SUSPICIOUS …read more
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Helderberg Fishermen Spend More On Tackle Than Actual Fish Could Ever Possibly Be Worth
Financial analysts across the Helderberg have confirmed local fishermen now spend dramatically more on fishing …read more
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Strand Minibus Taxi Somehow Overtakes Traffic Using Dimensions Not Recognised By Physics
Scientists from Stellenbosch University are reportedly studying a Strand minibus taxi observed overtaking traffic through …read more
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Wind Gusts to be expected
Wind Gust Apologises — Continues Anyway A wind gust that struck the Gordon’s Bay promenade …read more
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MORNING SCHOOL RUN NOW OFFICIALLY RECOGNISED AS TACTICAL MILITARY EXERCISE
Transport specialists traffic officials exhausted parents and at least three emotional grandparents have confirmed that …read more