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Gordon’s Bay’s Ghost Crime Prevention Campaign Loses Its Most Ghostly Deterrent

06/06/2026 0
COMMUNITY By Vermin Hendricks The Gordon’s Bay Ghost Crime Prevention Group, which has long operated …read more
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Helderberg School WhatsApp Groups Officially More Dangerous Than Load Shedding

30/05/2026 0
Education experts across the Helderberg have confirmed that the modern school WhatsApp parent group has …read more
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25 THINGS TO DO IN THE HELDERBERG

30/05/2026 0
THE HELDERBURGER A field guide for residents who keep meaning to get out more and …read more
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RUGBY RELOADED 2026

30/05/2026 0
SPORT RUGBY RELOADED 2026: THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL AND ALSO A TOURNAMENT. The Helderberg’s most …read more
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ANTI-SLIP PAINT PROJECT HOPED TO SAVE DIGNITY ALONG GORDON’S BAY HARBOUR WALL

30/05/2026 0
After years of tourists fishermen joggers children and at least three overconfident uncles unexpectedly discovering …read more
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Helderberg Boy Nearly Hospitalised After Mistaking Urinal Mothballs for “Free Peppermints”

30/05/2026 0
A six-year-old Helderberg boy was rushed to a local doctor this week after allegedly consuming …read more
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Gordon’s Bay station

17/05/2026 0
Gordon’s Bay station: built for a train that never came, converted for a car that …read more
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HARBOUR VOWS TO REMAIN “CHARMING AND UNSPOILED” AS NEW GIN BAR OPENS NEXT TO BAIT SHOP

17/05/2026 0
Veteran Bait Seller Gives Establishment Two Years, Generously GORDON’S BAY – The historic waterfront of …read more
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SIMON (PSI) THE CLOWN STUNS FAMILIES AT GORDON’S BAY CARAVAN PARK

14/03/2026 0
Holidaymakers at a popular seaside caravan park in Gordon’s Bay were treated to an afternoon …read more

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