Gossip & Reader Submissions Gordon’s Bay Shark Spotting Causes Immediate Beach Evacuation Except For One Determined Uncle 10/07/2026 0 Panic erupted along Gordon’s Bay Main Beach yesterday after a shark sighting triggered a rapid …read more
Guides & Things to Do Fabulous – GB Winter Wonderland 13/06/2026 0 GB Winter Wonderland: Gordon’s Bay officially launches its most ambitious tourism campaign since the time …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions Gordon’s Bay and Strand to be Connected by Tunnel to Dome – Phase 2 06/06/2026 0 DOME PHASE TWO: GORDON’S BAY AND STRAND TO BE CONNECTED BY TUNNEL AND THE HELDERBERG …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions Mystery Billionaire to Dome Gordon’s Bay 06/06/2026 0 MYSTERY BILLIONAIRE TO DOME GORDON’S BAY: LOCALS UNSURE WHETHER TO BE EXCITED OR DEEPLY SUSPICIOUS …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions Helderberg Fishermen Spend More On Tackle Than Actual Fish Could Ever Possibly Be Worth 06/06/2026 0 Financial analysts across the Helderberg have confirmed local fishermen now spend dramatically more on fishing …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions Strand Minibus Taxi Somehow Overtakes Traffic Using Dimensions Not Recognised By Physics 06/06/2026 0 Scientists from Stellenbosch University are reportedly studying a Strand minibus taxi observed overtaking traffic through …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions Wind Gusts to be expected 06/06/2026 0 Wind Gust Apologises — Continues Anyway A wind gust that struck the Gordon’s Bay promenade …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions MORNING SCHOOL RUN NOW OFFICIALLY RECOGNISED AS TACTICAL MILITARY EXERCISE 06/06/2026 0 Transport specialists traffic officials exhausted parents and at least three emotional grandparents have confirmed that …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions Gordon’s Bay Harbour Wall Declared Official Center of Fishing Advice Nobody Asked For 06/06/2026 0 The Gordon’s Bay harbour wall once again filled before sunrise this weekend as local fishermen …read more