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New Café Opens in Somerset West
New Café Opens in Somerset West — Has Identity Crisis by Thursday A new café …read more
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Unleashed Cyclist
Somerset West Dog Owners Insist Unleashed Golden Retriever Is “Friendly” Cyclist Unconvinced Cyclists across Somerset …read more
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Traffic Light Out for Three Days
Somerset West Traffic Light Out for Three Days — Traffic Somehow Measurably Improves A traffic …read more
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MORNING SCHOOL RUN NOW OFFICIALLY RECOGNISED AS TACTICAL MILITARY EXERCISE
Transport specialists traffic officials exhausted parents and at least three emotional grandparents have confirmed that …read more
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Somerset West Estate Dam Now Contains Ducks
Somerset West Estate Dam Now Contains Ducks Teenagers Fishing Illegally and One Shopping Trolley Residents …read more
Talk of the Town
CEY vs CFM: THE GREAT HELDERBERG GRUDGE MATCH
COMMUNITY & LOCAL AFFAIRS CEY vs CFM: THE GREAT HELDERBERG GRUDGE MATCH —THE RIVALRY NOBODY …read more
Locals & Legends
Fourie’s Hardware & General: 1974 – 2025
In Memoriam • Gemeenskap • Laaste Bladsy FOURIE’S HARDWARE & GENERAL 1974 – 2025 Est. …read more
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Somerset West Unveils Another “Country Lifestyle” Estate Beside 5 435 Cars
Somerset West developers have once again achieved the impossible by launching yet another “exclusive country …read more
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Helderberg School WhatsApp Groups Officially More Dangerous Than Load Shedding
Education experts across the Helderberg have confirmed that the modern school WhatsApp parent group has …read more
Guides & Things to Do
25 THINGS TO DO IN THE HELDERBERG
THE HELDERBURGER A field guide for residents who keep meaning to get out more and …read more