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Talk of the Town publishes satirical and fictional content intended for humour, parody and commentary. Articles in this section are not news reports and should not be interpreted as factual reporting. While stories may draw inspiration from local culture, events and public discussions, identifying details may be altered, omitted or fictionalised to protect privacy and support the satirical nature of the content.

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The Village Parking Lot

23/08/2026 0
A sociological studyThe Motoring Desk returns to the field to investigate what the white lines …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Helderberg Basin Water Pressure

22/08/2026 0
Helderberg Basin water pressure ‘within acceptable norms’ confirms municipality — residents confirm their showers disagree …read more
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Local Man Says “Quick Trip to Builders Suppliers” — Returns Emotionally Changed

21/08/2026 0
A local resident described by his wife as “perfectly functional before 9am and usually fine …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

How To Choose The “Best School” In the Helderberg Without Losing Your Sanity Or Mortgaging A Kidney

20/08/2026 0
Every year thousands of Helderberg parents begin the sacred regional tradition known as:Trying To Find …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

The Backseat Driver

19/08/2026 0
 A Character StudyAn investigation into the passenger who has not held a licence since 1987 …read more
Talk of the Town

“Fish Were Running Yesterday” – Strand Fishermen Continue Missing Greatest Catch In Human History By Exactly One Day

18/08/2026 0
A growing number of Strand fishermen are once again reporting devastating timing issues after arriving …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

The “HOT ROCK” Show – New SPA Opening Specials

17/08/2026 0
New Spa Treatment Centre Opening Specials – Hot Rock Treatment Really Is HOT Left My …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

The Somerset West School-Run

16/08/2026 0
An Annual ReportThe Motoring Desk rises early to investigate what happens to the roads between …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Lost in Translation on Main Road

15/08/2026 0
MAIN ROAD – Somerset West A routine emergency call for local paramedic Charl Mostert turned …read more
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Fudgepackers take over Kloof Street

15/08/2026 0
Half Brothers Brad and Aaron celebrate their new venture.

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