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Talk of the Town publishes satirical and fictional content intended for humour, parody and commentary. Articles in this section are not news reports and should not be interpreted as factual reporting. While stories may draw inspiration from local culture, events and public discussions, identifying details may be altered, omitted or fictionalised to protect privacy and support the satirical nature of the content.

Gossip & Reader Submissions

TOKOLOSHE TIK-KOP TERROR

15/03/2026 0
Koba (left) and Hendrik (right) think it’s no laughing matter and are asking the community to assist

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LOCAL HERO SAVES THE DAY

15/03/2026 0
Strand Dad Praises Son’s ‘Community Service’ STRAND — In a heartwarming display of modern civic …read more
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The Illusion of Hegemony

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Let us dispense with the polite fictions of international diplomacy. The global order, as structured …read more
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POLL OF THE DAY

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Vote Option 1 Option 2 Option 1 0 Opyion 2 0
Somerset West Beer
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A CONNOISSEUR’S GUIDE TO THE HELDERBERG’S MAIN ROAD HIDEOUTS

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I have recently been accused of having high standards because I once asked for a …read more
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THE DIRTY TRUTH ABOUT DATING IN SOMERSET WEST, STRAND AND GORDON’S BAY

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If you are looking for love in the Helderberg basin, you might be better off …read more
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KAMP KLAUS: THE ANGRY GERMAN TYRANT TERRORISING STRAND WHATSAPP GROUPS

14/03/2026 0
Residents of a peaceful beachfront apartment block and the surrounding streets in the Strand have …read more
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GROOT “K@K” IN THE BASIN: DISGUSTING SHIT GOBLIN DAUBS “BROWN LOVE” ON PUBLIC TOILETS

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A wave of fury has washed over a popular shopping district in Somerset West after …read more
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THE GHOST IN THE GADGET: HAUNTED ATM AT SOMERSET WEST MALL TELLS LOCALS TO VOTE ANC

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Shoppers at a well known and very busy retail hub in Somerset West have been …read more
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SIMON (PSI) THE CLOWN STUNS FAMILIES AT GORDON’S BAY CARAVAN PARK

14/03/2026 0
Holidaymakers at a popular seaside caravan park in Gordon’s Bay were treated to an afternoon …read more

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