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Month: July 2026

The Helderberg

STORY 6 — Flora, The Woman Vergelegen Forgot

July 18, 2026 0
In October 1990, archaeologists from the University of Cape Town were excavating the site of …read more
Picture of the day

Seal of Approval

July 17, 2026 0
hmm yes…
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Wine Pairing Gone Wrong

July 17, 2026 0
🍷 FIELD NOTES FROM THE CAPE Dispatches from our correspondent, who has been in the …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Should We Race Clarence Drive?

July 16, 2026 0
Road & Riders A community poll and a chorus of local voices weigh in on …read more
Picture of the day

Long Ago In the Future

July 15, 2026 0
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Gordon’s Bay Beachfront Ablution Block Closed

July 15, 2026 0
Gordon’s Bay beachfront ablution block closed for renovation — temporary facilities installed March 2026, still …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Helderberg Mountain Bikers Appear Dressed for International Space Mission

July 14, 2026 0
Residents across the Helderberg have expressed growing concern that local mountain bikers now appear equipped …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Local Weather Changes Four Times in Single Afternoon

July 13, 2026 0
Local Weather Changes Four Times in Single Afternoon — Residents Still Somehow Unprepared The weather …read more
The Helderberg

Story 5 – Five Trees Older Than Somerset West

July 11, 2026 0
Somerset West was founded in 1822. The Helderberg Nature Reserve opened in 1960. The N2 …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Gordon’s Bay Shark Spotting Causes Immediate Beach Evacuation Except For One Determined Uncle

July 10, 2026 0
Panic erupted along Gordon’s Bay Main Beach yesterday after a shark sighting triggered a rapid …read more

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Story Section

  • STORY 20 — The Oldest Crime in the World
  • STORY 19 — The House That Africa Built: Cape Dutch Architecture
  • STORY 18 — The Names Still on Every Street Sign
  • STORY 16 — God’s Refugees: The Huguenots Arrive
  • STORY 15— The Names on the Gates: The Early Farms of the Helderberg
  • STORY 14 — The Shape of the Land: How the Valley Was Divided
  • STORY 13 — What the Dune Kept
  • STORY 12 — The Slow Creep East: How the Dutch Found the Helderberg
  • STORY 11 — The Year Everything Changed
  • STORY 10 — The People with Cattle: And the World They Were About to Lose
Beach Dogs Fishermen fishing Gordon's Bay harbour Helderberg Lourensford Macassar Potholes Promenade reviews Rugby School Somerset West Sport Stellenbosch Strand Traffic Vergelegen VOC Weather Willem Adriaan van der Stel WINE Wine tasting
  • Editor: Please see the Menu and select "Guides and things to do". The Fork and Vine will cover restaurants and wine…
  • Stuart: Very interesting, thanks
  • : Where do I see any of your reviews?
  • BlueBulls: The beach is good nowadays but lots of foreigners

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Weather Forecast – Confused but Dramatic

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