Gossip & Reader Submissions
Local Weather Changes Four Times in Single Afternoon
Local Weather Changes Four Times in Single Afternoon — Residents Still Somehow Unprepared The weather …read more
Articles by editor
History of the Helderberg
Story 5 – Five Trees Older Than Somerset West
Somerset West was founded in 1822. The Helderberg Nature Reserve opened in 1960. The N2 …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions
Gordon’s Bay Shark Spotting Causes Immediate Beach Evacuation Except For One Determined Uncle
Panic erupted along Gordon’s Bay Main Beach yesterday after a shark sighting triggered a rapid …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions
The Great Helderberg Number Plate Arms Race
Die Helderburger Motoring Desk (such as it is) There is a particular strain of South …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions
Helderberg Now Monitored More Closely Than International Airports as Security Camera Boom Continues
The Helderberg basin has officially entered its most observed phase in history with neighbourhood security …read more
Talk of the Town
The Petrol Station Attendant Who Judges Your Tyre Pressure
The Motoring Desk examines the unsolicited vehicle assessment, why it is always accurate and what …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions
Helderberg Estate Security Reaches New Heights of Intensity with Entry Process Now Comparable to International Space Programmes
The Helderberg estate living experience has entered what residents are calling its “maximum security comfort …read more
History of the Helderberg
Story 4 – The Hands That Built It All
Every time you drive through the gates of Vergelegen today, past the manicured gardens, the …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions
Food & Face Book
You Photographed Your Pasta Again. Facebook Knows. We All Know. Our correspondent investigates humanity’s most …read more
Talk of the Town
Helderberg Community Reacts To “One-Way Survival System” With Mixed Emotions and Loud Voice Notes
The announcement of new peak-hour one-way systems and temporary road closures around Helderberg schools has …read more