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Helderberg Cloud Formations are the best

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Cloud Formation Described as “Passive Aggressive” A cloud formation that positioned itself over the Helderberg …read more
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Somerset West Resident Installs JoJo Tank System Complex Enough to Support Small Nation

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A Somerset West man has become the first resident in recorded Helderberg history to install …read more
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Unleashed Cyclist

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Somerset West Dog Owners Insist Unleashed Golden Retriever Is “Friendly” Cyclist Unconvinced Cyclists across Somerset …read more
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Sunshine Moved Elsewhere for Now

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Sunshine Spotted Briefly — Then Moved Elsewhere A period of genuine, warm and entirely convincing …read more
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Traffic Light Out for Three Days

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Somerset West Traffic Light Out for Three Days — Traffic Somehow Measurably Improves A traffic …read more
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Haircut and Unsolicited Life Assessment Simultaneously

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Barber Delivers Haircut and Unsolicited Life Assessment Simultaneously A barbershop serving the Strand area has …read more
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Small Business Survives Purely on Optimism and Coffee

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Small Business Survives Purely on Optimism and Coffee — Outlook Stable The small business community …read more
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MORNING SCHOOL RUN NOW OFFICIALLY RECOGNISED AS TACTICAL MILITARY EXERCISE

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Transport specialists traffic officials exhausted parents and at least three emotional grandparents have confirmed that …read more
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Weather Discussions Among Strand Fishermen Officially Last Longer Than Actual Fishing

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Researchers monitoring fishing activity around Strand and Gordon’s Bay have confirmed local fishermen now spend …read more
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Somerset West Estate Dam Now Contains Ducks

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Somerset West Estate Dam Now Contains Ducks Teenagers Fishing Illegally and One Shopping Trolley Residents …read more

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