Helderberg Municipality Discovers Paint Is Significantly Cheaper Than Fixing Roads as Promenade “Beautification” Project Expands

The Helderberg municipality has once again demonstrated its innovative approach to urban management after unveiling …read more

DOME PHASE TWO: GORDON’S BAY AND STRAND TO BE CONNECTED BY TUNNEL AND THE HELDERBERG …read more

MYSTERY BILLIONAIRE TO DOME GORDON’S BAY: LOCALS UNSURE WHETHER TO BE EXCITED OR DEEPLY SUSPICIOUS …read more

WIND WALL EXPOSED AS ELABORATE HOAX: MUNICIPALITY WISHES TO CLARIFY THAT IT HAS NEVER OWNED …read more

“We are not giving up,” says hiking club, accepting second boerewors roll The Somerset West …read more

Restaurant Review • Strand • Sunset Tavern Sunset Tavern Restaurant, Strand: a strong local recommendation, …read more

Financial analysts across the Helderberg have confirmed local fishermen now spend dramatically more on fishing …read more

New Café Opens in Somerset West — Has Identity Crisis by Thursday A new café …read more

Scientists from Stellenbosch University are reportedly studying a Strand minibus taxi observed overtaking traffic through …read more

Wind Gust Apologises — Continues Anyway A wind gust that struck the Gordon’s Bay promenade …read more

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