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Helderberg Wind – “Active Personality”
Helderberg Wind Officially Classified as “Active Personality” The South African Weather Service has updated its …read more
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Local Weather Changes Four Times in Single Afternoon
Local Weather Changes Four Times in Single Afternoon — Residents Still Somehow Unprepared The weather …read more
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Wind Gusts to be expected
Wind Gust Apologises — Continues Anyway A wind gust that struck the Gordon’s Bay promenade …read more
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Helderberg Cloud Formations are the best
Cloud Formation Described as “Passive Aggressive” A cloud formation that positioned itself over the Helderberg …read more
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Sunshine Moved Elsewhere for Now
Sunshine Spotted Briefly — Then Moved Elsewhere A period of genuine, warm and entirely convincing …read more
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Weather Discussions Among Strand Fishermen Officially Last Longer Than Actual Fishing
Researchers monitoring fishing activity around Strand and Gordon’s Bay have confirmed local fishermen now spend …read more