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New Café Opens in Somerset West
New Café Opens in Somerset West — Has Identity Crisis by Thursday A new café …read more
Helderberg
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Strand Minibus Taxi Somehow Overtakes Traffic Using Dimensions Not Recognised By Physics
Scientists from Stellenbosch University are reportedly studying a Strand minibus taxi observed overtaking traffic through …read more
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Unleashed Cyclist
Somerset West Dog Owners Insist Unleashed Golden Retriever Is “Friendly” Cyclist Unconvinced Cyclists across Somerset …read more
Locals & Legends
Fourie’s Hardware & General: 1974 – 2025
In Memoriam • Gemeenskap • Laaste Bladsy FOURIE’S HARDWARE & GENERAL 1974 – 2025 Est. …read more
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The Fast Lane Philosophers
MOTORING & PUBLIC SAFETY THE FAST LANE PHILOSOPHERS: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE REMARKABLE INDIVIDUALS WHO …read more
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Helderberg Tow Truck Community Recognised as Unofficial First Responders of Suburban Reality
Across the Helderberg basin a highly organised and quietly competitive subculture operates daily in plain …read more
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Helderberg Airwaves: When Men Spoke to Antarctica Instead of Their Wives
Before WhatsApp groups became the preferred method for Strand residents to complain about barking dogs …read more
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Helderberg Boy Nearly Hospitalised After Mistaking Urinal Mothballs for “Free Peppermints”
A six-year-old Helderberg boy was rushed to a local doctor this week after allegedly consuming …read more
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Missing Vehicle Found Safe and Well at Owner’s Place of Employment
Car described as “last seen on a Monday” recovers quietly in parking bay while owner …read more