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Wind Wall Exposed as Elaborate Hoax

WIND WALL EXPOSED AS ELABORATE HOAX: MUNICIPALITY WISHES TO CLARIFY THAT IT HAS NEVER OWNED A SPUR MENU THE HELDERBURGER — SPECIAL INVESTIGATION AND PROFOUND EMBARRASSMENT EDITION In Which Everything Unravels And Nobody Comes Out Of This Entirely Well The Helderburger can today confirm what several residents suspected and what the municipality spent three weeks…

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Wind Gusts to be expected

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Wind Gust Apologises — Continues Anyway A wind gust that struck the Gordon’s Bay promenade at approximately 11h20 on Saturday morning causing the displacement of a family’s beach umbrella, the horizontal migration of a child’s hat into the sea, the collapse of a braai stand outside a takeaway establishment and the very undignified exit of…