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Gossip & Reader Submissions

Promenade Walls to Become “Cultural Experience” As Municipality Declares War on Beige

June 17, 2026 0
Residents of the Helderberg can finally sleep peacefully knowing that the greatest threat to society …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

PROMENADE RENOVATION COMPLETED — RESIDENTS IMPRESSED BY CONSISTENT LACK OF CHANGE

May 1, 2026 0
Officials Confirm Project Was “Exactly as Planned,” Public Still Searching for Evidence STRAND — After …read more

Story Section

  • STORY 20 — The Oldest Crime in the World
  • STORY 19 — The House That Africa Built: Cape Dutch Architecture
  • STORY 18 — The Names Still on Every Street Sign
  • STORY 16 — God’s Refugees: The Huguenots Arrive
  • STORY 15— The Names on the Gates: The Early Farms of the Helderberg
  • STORY 14 — The Shape of the Land: How the Valley Was Divided
  • STORY 13 — What the Dune Kept
  • STORY 12 — The Slow Creep East: How the Dutch Found the Helderberg
  • STORY 11 — The Year Everything Changed
  • STORY 10 — The People with Cattle: And the World They Were About to Lose
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  • Editor: Please see the Menu and select "Guides and things to do". The Fork and Vine will cover restaurants and wine…
  • Stuart: Very interesting, thanks
  • : Where do I see any of your reviews?
  • BlueBulls: The beach is good nowadays but lots of foreigners

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