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Strand Fishermen Maintain Bitter Rivalries Over Fishing Spots Approximately Two Meters Apart
Longstanding tensions among Strand fishermen escalated once again this weekend after two local anglers nearly …read more
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“Fish Were Running Yesterday” – Strand Fishermen Continue Missing Greatest Catch In Human History By Exactly One Day
A growing number of Strand fishermen are once again reporting devastating timing issues after arriving …read more
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Local Fisherman Claims He Caught a Mermaid
Harbour Authorities Urge Public to “Consider Alternative Explanations” GORDON’S BAY HARBOUR — The already imaginative …read more
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Helderberg Fishermen Spend More On Tackle Than Actual Fish Could Ever Possibly Be Worth
Financial analysts across the Helderberg have confirmed local fishermen now spend dramatically more on fishing …read more
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Weather Discussions Among Strand Fishermen Officially Last Longer Than Actual Fishing
Researchers monitoring fishing activity around Strand and Gordon’s Bay have confirmed local fishermen now spend …read more