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HEALTH GURUS FLOCK TO STRAND IN SEARCH OF THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.

editor2 months ago14 mins

Forget those fancy boutique treatments and imported face masks that cost more than a weeks worth of groceries. A growing number of local beachgoers are claiming that the recent dark tint in the water at Strand Beach is actually a natural miracle for the skin despite some people making a fuss about what is actually…

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A CONNOISSEUR’S GUIDE TO THE HELDERBERG’S MAIN ROAD HIDEOUTS

editor2 months ago2 months ago18 mins

I have recently been accused of having high standards because I once asked for a clean glass in a Somerset West bistro, but I am here to set the record straight. Nothing gets my heart racing like a pub that looks like it was recently used as a filming location for a “man bijt hond”…

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THE DIRTY TRUTH ABOUT DATING IN SOMERSET WEST, STRAND AND GORDON’S BAY

editor2 months ago2 months ago08 mins

If you are looking for love in the Helderberg basin, you might be better off dating a mountain tortoise. A recent investigation by The Helderburger has revealed that the local dating scene is less of a romantic comedy and more of a survival horror movie. From the high walled mansions of Somerset West to the…

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