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Local Fisherman Claims He Caught a Mermaid
Harbour Authorities Urge Public to “Consider Alternative Explanations” GORDON’S BAY HARBOUR — The already imaginative …read more
Month: June 2026
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Promenade Walls to Become “Cultural Experience” As Municipality Declares War on Beige
Residents of the Helderberg can finally sleep peacefully knowing that the greatest threat to society …read more
Guides & Things to Do
Etymological Guide to South African Wine
🍷 THE COMPLETE RELIABLE ETYMOLOGICAL GUIDE TO SOUTH AFRICAN WINE NAMES Where the names came …read more
History of the Helderberg
Story 1 – The Governor Who Helped Himself
It is the year 1700. The Cape Colony is barely fifty years old and the …read more
History of the Helderberg
The True Story of the Helderberg
From the first footprint to the present day — the people, places and moments that …read more
Picture of the day
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Municipality Gives Streets a Fresh Lick and a Fresh Illiteracy
Helderberg residents can now get lost in style GORDON’S BAY — In what civic authorities …read more
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New Toll Road Between Strand and Gordon’s Bay Promises Faster Traffic and Immediate Financial Resentment
Helderberg residents are preparing emotionally for the opening of the controversial new toll road between …read more
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Helderberg Weekend Park Run – Update
Helderberg weekend park run cancelled due to rain — fourteen regulars run anyway, will not …read more
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Stellenbosch Airfield to Become “Stellenbosch Winelands International” Locals Prepare for Chardonnay-Class Air Travel
Residents across the Helderberg and Stellenbosch are reacting with cautious confusion following ambitious plans to …read more