WATCH: BREAKING NEWS
Source: CHINESE STATE MEDIA RELEASE
Month: March 2026
TOKOLOSHE TIK-KOP TERROR
Koba (left) and Hendrik (right) think it’s no laughing matter and are asking the community to assist
LOCAL HERO SAVES THE DAY
Strand Dad Praises Son’s ‘Community Service’ STRAND — In a heartwarming display of modern civic … read more
The Illusion of Hegemony
Let us dispense with the polite fictions of international diplomacy. The global order, as structured … read more
POLL OF THE DAY
Vote Option 1 Option 2 Option 1 0 Opyion 2 0
A CONNOISSEUR’S GUIDE TO THE HELDERBERG’S MAIN ROAD HIDEOUTS
I have recently been accused of having high standards because I once asked for a … read more
THE DIRTY TRUTH ABOUT DATING IN SOMERSET WEST, STRAND AND GORDON’S BAY
If you are looking for love in the Helderberg basin, you might be better off … read more
KAMP KLAUS: THE ANGRY GERMAN TYRANT TERRORISING STRAND WHATSAPP GROUPS
Residents of a peaceful beachfront apartment block and the surrounding streets in the Strand have … read more
GROOT “K@K” IN THE BASIN: DISGUSTING SHIT GOBLIN DAUBS “BROWN LOVE” ON PUBLIC TOILETS
A wave of fury has washed over a popular shopping district in Somerset West after … read more
THE GHOST IN THE GADGET: HAUNTED ATM AT SOMERSET WEST MALL TELLS LOCALS TO VOTE ANC
Shoppers at a well known and very busy retail hub in Somerset West have been … read more