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Month: March 2026

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TOKOLOSHE TIK-KOP TERROR

15/03/2026 0
Koba (left) and Hendrik (right) think it’s no laughing matter and are asking the community to assist

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LOCAL HERO SAVES THE DAY

15/03/2026 0
Strand Dad Praises Son’s ‘Community Service’ STRAND — In a heartwarming display of modern civic …read more
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The Illusion of Hegemony

15/03/2026 0
Let us dispense with the polite fictions of international diplomacy. The global order, as structured …read more
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POLL OF THE DAY

15/03/2026 0
Vote Option 1 Option 2 Option 1 0 Opyion 2 0
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A CONNOISSEUR’S GUIDE TO THE HELDERBERG’S MAIN ROAD HIDEOUTS

14/03/2026 0
I have recently been accused of having high standards because I once asked for a …read more
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THE DIRTY TRUTH ABOUT DATING IN SOMERSET WEST, STRAND AND GORDON’S BAY

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If you are looking for love in the Helderberg basin, you might be better off …read more
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KAMP KLAUS: THE ANGRY GERMAN TYRANT TERRORISING STRAND WHATSAPP GROUPS

14/03/2026 0
Residents of a peaceful beachfront apartment block and the surrounding streets in the Strand have …read more
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GROOT “K@K” IN THE BASIN: DISGUSTING SHIT GOBLIN DAUBS “BROWN LOVE” ON PUBLIC TOILETS

14/03/2026 0
A wave of fury has washed over a popular shopping district in Somerset West after …read more
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THE GHOST IN THE GADGET: HAUNTED ATM AT SOMERSET WEST MALL TELLS LOCALS TO VOTE ANC

14/03/2026 0
Shoppers at a well known and very busy retail hub in Somerset West have been …read more
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SIMON (PSI) THE CLOWN STUNS FAMILIES AT GORDON’S BAY CARAVAN PARK

14/03/2026 0
Holidaymakers at a popular seaside caravan park in Gordon’s Bay were treated to an afternoon …read more

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