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Wine Pairing Gone Wrong
🍷 FIELD NOTES FROM THE CAPE Dispatches from our correspondent, who has been in the …read more
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Stellenbosch Airfield Upgrade To “Stellenbosch Winelands International”
Follow up article. Sparks Comparisons to Existing Winelands Airport Dreams Excitement confusion and immediate property …read more
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Etymological Guide to South African Wine
🍷 THE COMPLETE RELIABLE ETYMOLOGICAL GUIDE TO SOUTH AFRICAN WINE NAMES Where the names came …read more
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New Toll Road Between Strand and Gordon’s Bay Promises Faster Traffic and Immediate Financial Resentment
Helderberg residents are preparing emotionally for the opening of the controversial new toll road between …read more
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R44 Traffic Solution Officially Reduced to “Just Add Another Traffic Light”
Helderberg traffic experts have unveiled a bold new strategy to combat worsening congestion along the …read more
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Strand Minibus Taxi Somehow Overtakes Traffic Using Dimensions Not Recognised By Physics
Scientists from Stellenbosch University are reportedly studying a Strand minibus taxi observed overtaking traffic through …read more
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Somerset West Resident Installs JoJo Tank System Complex Enough to Support Small Nation
A Somerset West man has become the first resident in recorded Helderberg history to install …read more
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The Wonderful World of Wine
🍷 Swirl, Sniff & Surrender: A Deeply Unreliable Guide to Cape Winelands Tasting Notes A …read more
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Helderberg Boy Nearly Hospitalised After Mistaking Urinal Mothballs for “Free Peppermints”
A six-year-old Helderberg boy was rushed to a local doctor this week after allegedly consuming …read more