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  • [ 31/10/2026 ] The Helderberg at the Movies: The Landscape as Film Set History of the Helderberg
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  • [ 28/10/2026 ] Where Travellers Slept & the Last Rounds: from Ox Wagon to Disco Balls History of the Helderberg
  • [ 27/10/2026 ] A Bicycle, a Dog and the Freedom of the Open Road History of the Helderberg
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Strand Fishing Club – Annual Competition

30/08/2026 0
Strand fishing club holds annual competition — top three entries disputed, one fish alleged to …read more
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Seal of Approval

17/07/2026 0
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Gossip & Reader Submissions

Fish Continue Shrinking Dramatically During Journey Home

30/06/2026 0
Marine scientists in the Helderberg are investigating a mysterious regional phenomenon causing fish caught in …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Local Fisherman Claims He Caught a Mermaid

19/06/2026 0
Harbour Authorities Urge Public to “Consider Alternative Explanations” GORDON’S BAY HARBOUR — The already imaginative …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Helderberg Fishermen Spend More On Tackle Than Actual Fish Could Ever Possibly Be Worth

06/06/2026 0
Financial analysts across the Helderberg have confirmed local fishermen now spend dramatically more on fishing …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Weather Discussions Among Strand Fishermen Officially Last Longer Than Actual Fishing

06/06/2026 0
Researchers monitoring fishing activity around Strand and Gordon’s Bay have confirmed local fishermen now spend …read more
Gossip & Reader Submissions

Gordon’s Bay Harbour Wall Declared Official Center of Fishing Advice Nobody Asked For

06/06/2026 0
The Gordon’s Bay harbour wall once again filled before sunrise this weekend as local fishermen …read more
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