**The Unspoken Braai Protocol: A Treatise on Box Wine & Social Contracts**
You get the invite. It’s not fancy. A text, maybe a shouted conversation over a garden wall. “*Come around Saturday. We’ll make a fire.*” The heart swells. The taste buds anticipate. You are, officially, going to a *braai*. But then you arrive. You step through the gate, nod at the neighbour’s barking dog and make…